ALRIGHT TUMBLR SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT  DAGO RED. THE FUCKIN’ PADRE. FATHER FRANCIS JOHN PATRICK GOD DAMN  MULCAHY.
HE’S A FUCKING CHAPLAIN IN THE KOREAN WAR STATIONED AT THE 4077TH MASH UNIT. WHEN HE’S NOT DONATING HIS ENTIRE PAYCHECK TO ORPHANAGES AND PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING JAW, HE’S USUALLY DOING OTHER AWESOME SHIT LIKE PERFORMING EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMYS UNDER HEAVY ENEMY FIRE AND GETTING ALL THE BITCHES.
SOMETIMES HE THINKS HE’S NOT USEFUL ENOUGH. THEN HE REMEMBERS THAT EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES HIM BECAUSE HE IS A GOD DAMN BAD ASS. HE IS BASICALLY A SUPERHERO IN THE BODY OF AN AGING IRISH MAN.

ALRIGHT TUMBLR SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DAGO RED. THE FUCKIN’ PADRE. FATHER FRANCIS JOHN PATRICK GOD DAMN MULCAHY.

HE’S A FUCKING CHAPLAIN IN THE KOREAN WAR STATIONED AT THE 4077TH MASH UNIT. WHEN HE’S NOT DONATING HIS ENTIRE PAYCHECK TO ORPHANAGES AND PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING JAW, HE’S USUALLY DOING OTHER AWESOME SHIT LIKE PERFORMING EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMYS UNDER HEAVY ENEMY FIRE AND GETTING ALL THE BITCHES.

SOMETIMES HE THINKS HE’S NOT USEFUL ENOUGH. THEN HE REMEMBERS THAT EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES HIM BECAUSE HE IS A GOD DAMN BAD ASS. HE IS BASICALLY A SUPERHERO IN THE BODY OF AN AGING IRISH MAN.